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Date: | Mon, 4 Dec 2000 19:19:04 -0800 |
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Some of y'all may have noted that recently Oracle has been
touting that their "high-speed cache, coupled with our database,
will run your web site three times faster than IBM or MS or we
will give you $1,000,000 in cash".
It sounds pretty good as marketing PR..... but check the
fine print at: http://www.oracle.com/guarantee/
under "Important details, limitations and conditions". There
are a number of "interesting" restrictions and clauses that tilt
the playing field in Oracle's direction here..... two that really
catch my eye:
> 5. YOU WILL NEED TO PURCHASE THE PRODUCTS AND
> SERVICES RECOMMENDED BY ORACLE, AND
> UNDERTAKE YOUR BEST EFFORTS TO OPTIMIZE YOUR
> WEB SITE IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR
> RECOMMENDATIONS.
.... note the "and services" in above....... and:
> 7. If, after you convert your web site to Oracle as required, it
> does not run at least three times as fast, we will have up to 90
> days during which we may tune the performance of your site.
Especially note that YOU the prospective sucker.... oops...:
"customer".... are obligated to pay Oracle for anything and
everything *they* feel like doing to tune your web site for 90
days.... Let's see (just guessing here): Five full-time Oracle
systems engineers for 90 days: $1600 x 5 x 90 = $720,000...
Plus of course you've got to buy Oracle 8i and the Oracle 9i
App server..... hmmm..... yup: For a system of any size, I
can see where if Oracle loses, they might indeed pay you a
million bucks.... while you the "customer" end up owing Oracle
about $1.5 million for software and services....
SIDEBAR: Another group at our activity once spent many
months struggling to get a major Oracle app up... Finally
gave up and hired Oracle for something like $350K (I don't
recall how long that covered the Oracle people).... A few
years later the whole thing was turned off, because nobody
could afford to continue to maintain it....
And then of course there is the usual Oracle caveat; that all
dealings with them in connection with this offer must be kept
confidential.
I don't lose any sleep over it, but I wonder from time to time:
How does Oracle continue to get away with this stuff ??....
Ken Sletten
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