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Subject:
OT: Tuesday [now Thursday] humor
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"Emerson, Tom # El Monte" <[log in to unmask]>
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Emerson, Tom # El Monte
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Thu, 21 Sep 2000 12:49:01 -0400
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These "I tried <vocation> but failed because of a <bad pun>" jokes remind me
of my dad's favorite "whistle" joke:

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle

Then I bought a tin whistle, and it could whistle -- everybody knows tin
can!

Tom Emerson
Sr. Systems Analyst
NDC | e COMMERCE
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