Thus it was written in the epistle of Wilkinson, Mark,
> In this spirit... A bit of British, Friday afternoon frivolity
>
> Two (British) sharks, Bob and Dave are swimming in the sea. Bob says to Dave
> "Hey, what are you up to this evening?". Dave says "I'm going fishing with
> Steve.. which reminds me...". At this point, Bob rushes up to a bunch of
> squid swimming nearby and corners one against a rock. "How are you feeling?"
> says Bob to the squid. "Oh, I feel fine" says the squid. "OK" says Bob, "you
> can go". The puzzled squid swims off into the murk. Bob does this several
> more times to several more squid to the amazement of Dave. Finally, Bob asks
> one of the squid "How are you feeling?". The squid replies "Oh, I'm not
> feeling too good today". Bob grabs the squid and bashes it against the rock,
> knocking it out cold and goes back to Dave, squid in mouth. "What was all
> that about?" asks Dave. "Oh" says Bob, "I'm seeing Steve later and I just
> wanted to give him back the sick squid I owe him!".

<*groan*>

Ted
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Ted Ashton ([log in to unmask]), Info Sys, Southern Adventist University
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