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Joseph Rosenblatt <[log in to unmask]>
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Joseph Rosenblatt <[log in to unmask]>
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>An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.

An earth shaking epidemic is called an epicenter.

Isn't Epicenter a theme park in Orlando?


>All porcupines float in water.

>If there were an ocean large enough, Saturn would float in water.

A Volkswagen will float in even a small body of water.

>Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

So do the fleas on a cat's back.

Do cats urinate fleas?

>Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the
>same height as the U.S. flag.

Arkansas is the only state (actually, the only spot in North America) where
diamonds can be found.


>The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because
>when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all
>the books that would occupy the building.

The Washington Monument is sinking at a rate of about an inch every century.
(The engineers failed to take into acount the weight of all the tourists
that would occupy the building)

Did the UTC computer center take into account the gravity of this list?

Joseph Rosenblatt

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