I hereby challenge Confucio and Giovanni to a DUEL (not a trio :-))
at Ruffles (or any facimile of the bar in Singapore) in ROME (Italy)!

Never mind any DIVING in Rome.  I'll be there in late November, if
you dare show up for a pizza-pie throwing contest.  :-)

I predict the outcome will fit this:

There was a lad from Pisa named Gio,
Who trolled under the name Confucio.
When confronted by da Feesh in Rome,
with pizza on his face to take home,
Even his AI computer to him sez adios.

Ciao,

-- Roberto aka Confucius.