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February 2000, Week 4

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ALBERT KARMAN <[log in to unmask]>
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ALBERT KARMAN <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Fri, 25 Feb 2000 16:03:26 -0600
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HP(1)                   Press '1' for whole milk, '2' for skim, '3' for
2%, or hold for an engineer
HP(2)                   Due to our e3000 line re-configuration, we shall
no longer support dairy products
HP(3)                   Please hold for our proportional portable
container Consumer products group
Micro$oft               What are you talking about......a glass can't
possibly be both half full AND half empty!!!

Al Karman
Senior Operations Analyst
Administrative Management Group
847.870.9288
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        -----Original Message-----
        From:   Tim Ericson [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
        Sent:   Friday, February 25, 2000 3:11 PM
        To:     [log in to unmask]
        Subject:        Re: OT: Friday Humor

        >>Optimist: The glass is half full.
        >>
        >>Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
        >
        >Zen Buddhist: The glass is completely full -- half milk and
half air!


        Realist: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


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http://www.denkor.com
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