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February 2000, Week 1

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Timothy Hoefner <[log in to unmask]>
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Timothy Hoefner <[log in to unmask]>
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Tue, 1 Feb 2000 08:35:52 -0700
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The truly crazy headed for the hills with fortified bunkers and 
ammunition.  The more cautious bought water and tinned food. Even the
most 
optimistic drew some extra cash the week before. Everyone speculated
about 
the outcome. But in the IT world, we worked. We checked code. We
corrected 
code. We tested code. We rolled dates forward and backward and forward
and 
backward until our nerves were paper-thin. We upgraded hardware. We 
upgraded operating systems (to cope with the new  hardware). We upgraded 
compilers (to cope with the new operating systems).  We modified more
code 
(to cope with the new compilers). And then we began the cycle again of 
testing and rolling forward and testing and rolling backward.

We initiated great, complex Y2k projects. We compiled project plans.  We 
filled in endless forms about the state of our Y2k projects. We wrote 
monthly reports about the progress of the Y2k projects. We went to 
meetings where we were told how the future of the company depended on the

Y2k project being completed in time.  We dealt with panicked business 
people. We soothed troubled nerves at dinner parties. We were asked to 
predict the outcome by distant cousins who knew we were "in IT". We
became 
overnight experts in the working of diesel generators, photocopiers,
motor 
vehicles and washing machines.

And, collectively, we averted the disaster. Like superman of old, the IT 
professionals of today managed to intercept nothing less than the end of 
the world. In an industry where projects run notoriously over the most 
pessimistic time estimates, we met the deadline.

The clocks ticked over to the year 2000 with nothing more than minor 
hitches. And were they grateful? Did the world thank us and laud us as
the 
heroes we quite clearly were? No! They turned around and called it "all 
hype". They questioned the money spent. We did our jobs so damned well 
that the only question remaining was whether there had been any need to
do 
the job at all.

So, to all those IT people out there who slaved away at the Y2k problems 
over the past few years, who endured the pressure of fearful but helpless

managers; who lost endless sleep testing things at night because there 
wasn't a separate test machine; who cancelled their December leave; who 
couldn't be in exotic places to welcome the start of the new millennium; 
who stayed sober on New Year's eve because they were on standby; who went

to work on the 1st and the 2nd to boot up the machines - I say put
your feet up, pat yourselves and each other on the back and go and get 
some much needed sleep with a smug smile on your face.

We did it.

The IT people across the planet are heroes - even if unsung ones. Like 
housework, what we do is not appreciated unless we don't do it. But like 
the housewives of old we go on doing it, knowing that it is good, honest,

necessary work - and that it gives us inordinate power. So, my fellow 
programmers, system administrators, database administrators, operators, 
analysts and support staff - congratulations on a job well done. Ours may

be the youngest profession on the planet, but this 21st century belongs
to
us.

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Judy Backhouse is an IT professional who does freelance writing in her 
free time.
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