For years people have been saying that conservatives like me are trying to
turn the clock. Now is definitely time to do this. Think of the
benefits. Live happily in the past and watch the mistakes of the future
from a safe distance. So set your timepieces ahead Saturday night. But
become a conservative: turn back your personal clocks now and postpone the
year 2000 indefinitely. Welcome!
Happy April 1.
Jim Hiestand
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