A blond was sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a city bus.  She noticed the headline of the newspaper he was reading read "Twelve Brazilian Soldiers Die in Battle."  Upset by the news, the blond asked the gentleman "How much is a brazilian?"

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From: Richard Gruetzemacher <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:52:04 -0400
Subject: Re: [UTCSTAFF] Jokes Jokers and Joking

Let's try to avoid the use of the "b word" when referring to those of us
who happen to be "follicle imparied!"  

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From: UTC Staff E-Mail List [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of
Stuart Benkert
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2005 3:00 PM
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Subject: [UTCSTAFF] Jokes Jokers and Joking

Are bald jokes banned as well? According to my student reviews this
would prevent me from showing up to work.

stuart