UTC POLICE SAFETY GRAM
Dale "Mac" McNeely, Chief         Larry C. Lockmiller,  Operations Lt.


THE UTC POLICE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCES A NEW COURSE OFFERING.

LARC. 101 APPLIED LARCENY 0(0).  This course is open to under-graduates,
graduates, and may be audited without permission.

PREREQUISITES: CARE-LESSNESS 103, INDIF-FERENCE 106 (Note: 3 hours of
IGNORANCE 516 may be substituted).

TUITION: Varies.  Depen-dent upon value of property you can afford to
relinquish.

MEETING TIMES: Hours arranged by the instructor when the best opportunity
exists.

INSTRUCTORS: Course taught by numerous profes-sional and amateur
instructors. Some have served lengthy fellowships at accredited
institutions.

REGISTRATION: Students need not register for this course. Instructors will
contact you upon proof of completion of prerequisites.

This course is designed to leave you with an unforgettable educational
experience.

PS: UTC Police Department does not recommend this course to anyone. Please
take care of your property.