Over in Athletics, we are sad...so sad...because
The heart and soul of our department is leaving
We've known for a while but now the reality is setting-in
And later this month when Molly retires we'll begin our grieving
But not tomorrow because we celebrate Molly Kotarski Day
With it cumulating with a Party for her Permanent Vacation
So please come join us at the Faculty Club from 4:00-7:00
Please--no candles on the cake or we'll have to call the fire station