>>>> Warning for Oct. 28th
>>>>
>>>> Take Heed!
>>>>
>>>> Subject:
>>>> FW: October 28th
>>>> Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA
>>>> intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for
>>>> that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be
>>>> bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
>>>> that organized groups of alligators are planning to
>>>> rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and
>>>> bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
>>>> information from a reliable source. It came from a
>>>> friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
>>>> whose brother knows this guy whose wife has a
>>>> hairdresser whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy
>>>> who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
>>>> mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer
>>>> sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in
>>>> the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
>>>> talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to
>>>> the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it
>>>> must be true.
>>>>
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