>
>(We take you now  to the Oval Office.)
>
>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's  happening?
>
>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of  China.
>
>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
>Condi: Hu is the new leader of  China.
>
>George: That's what I want to know.
>
>Condi: That's what I'm  telling you.
>
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of  China?
>
>Condi: Yes.
>
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
>Condi:  Hu.
>
>George: The guy in China.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The new  leader of China.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The Chinaman!
>
>Condi: Hu  is leading China.
>
>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
>Condi: I'm  telling you Hu is leading China.
>
>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is  leading China?
>
>Condi: That's the man's name.
>
>George: That's who's  name?
>
>Condi: Yes.
>
>George: Will you or will you not tell me the  name of the new leader of
>China?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George:  Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
>Middle  East.
>
>Condi: That's correct.
>
>George: Then who is in  China?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Yassir is in China?
>
>Condi:  No, sir.
>
>George: Then who is?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George:  Yassir?
>
>Condi: No, sir.
>
>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the  name of the new leader of China.
>Get
>me the Secretary General of the U.N.  on the phone.
>
>Condi: Kofi?
>
>George: No, thanks.
>
>Condi: You  want Kofi?
>
>George: No.
>
>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
>George:  No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
>And then get me  the U.N.
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the  U.N.
>
>Condi: Kofi?
>
>George: Milk! Will you please make the  call?
>
>Condi: And call who?
>
>George: Who is the guy at the  U.N?
>
>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
>George: Will you stay out of  China?!
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: And stay out of the Middle East!  Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>
>Condi: Kofi.
>
>George: All right!  With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
>(Condi picks up the  phone.)
>
>Condi: Rice, here.
>
>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple  of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
>send some to the guy in China. And the Middle  East. Can you get Chinese
>food in the Middle  East?


Fritz Efaw,
per/pro
The Sacco-Vanzetti Chair
of Excellent Edu-Babble