At 11:39 AM 2/28/02 -0500, tom kunesh wrote:
>spent this past month studying Cuba with Spanish 102 students, with news
>of Camp X-Ray all around. ... not a single student wondered why or how it
>is that the USA has a military base in Cuba, or where it was located on
>the island.
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>HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES
>"How Come No One Fights in Big Famous Nations Anymore?"
>
>They Ask Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com)  A delegation of American high
>school students today demanded the United States stop waging war in obscure
>nations such as Afghanistan, Kuwait, and Bosnia-Herzegovina, and instead
>attack places they've actually heard of, such as France, Australia, and
>Austria, unless, they said, those last two are the same country.
>
>"Shouldn't we, as Americans, get to decide where wars are?" asked sophomore
>Kate Shermansky.
>"People claim we don't know as much geography as our parents and
>grandparents, but it's so not our fault," Josh Beldoni, a senior at Fischer
>High School in Los Angeles, told the Senate Armed Services Committee. "Back
>then they only had wars in, like, Germany and England, but we're supposed
>to know about places like Somalia and Massachusetts."
>
>"Macedonia," corrected committee Chairman Carl Levin of Michigan.
>
>"See?" said Beldoni. Beldoni's frustration was shared by nearly three dozen
>students at the hearing, who blamed the U.S. military for making them look
>bad.
>
>"I totally support our soldiers and all that, but I am seriously failing
>both geography and social studies because I keep getting asked to find
>Croatia or Yemvrekia, or whatever bizarre-o country we send troops to,"
>said Amelia Nash, a junior at Clark High School in Orlando, Fla. "Can't we
>fight in, like, Italy? It's boot-shaped."
>
>Chairman Levin however, explained that Italy was a U.S. ally, and that
>intervention is usually in response to a specific threat.
>
>"OK, what about Arulco?" interrupted Tyler Boone, a senior at Bellevue High
>School in Wisconsin. "That's a country in Jagged Alliance 2 run by the evil
>Queen Deidranna. I'm totally familiar with that place. She's a major threat."
>
>"Jagged...?" said Levin.
>
>   "Alliance. It's a computer game."
>
>"Well, no," Levin answered. "We can't attack a fictional country."
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>"Yeah right," Boone mumbled. "Like Grenada was real."
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>The students' testimony was supported by a cross-section of high school
>geography teachers, who urged the committee to help lay a solid foundation
>for America's young people by curtailing any intervention abroad.
>
>"Since the anti-terror war began, most of my students can now point to
>Afghanistan on a map, which is fine, but those same kids still don't know
>the capitals of Nevada and Ohio," said Richard Gerber, who teaches at
>Rhymony High School in Atlanta. "I think we need to cut back on our
>activities overseas and take care of business at home, and if that means
>invading Tallahassee (Fla.) or Trenton (N.J.) so that students learn where
>they are, so be it."
>
>"I've always wanted to stick it to Hartford (Conn.)," said Sen. Lincoln
>Chafee of Rhode Island. "Oh shit, is my microphone on?"
>
>The hearing adjourned after six hours. An estimated 2,000 more students
>were expected to hold a march in the nation's capital, but forgot which
>city it was in.


My dad taught Geography for 20 Years in the Baltimore City Public schools.
after retiring from the Navy after 20 years service in 1960.
He says kids today couldn't find there way out of a wet paper bag, let
alone read a map etc.