I am offended you would call yourself a redneck, you need to pick a more
PC name so you don't offend yourself.
For those of you without a funny bone, this is a joke.
Marcus Myers
IT Specialist II
Univ of TN at Chattanooga
Walker Teaching Resource Ctr
615 McCallie Ave/Mail Code 4354
Hunter Hall rm 401
Chattanooga, TN 37403
Non Nobis Domine Non Nobis Sed Nomini Tuo Da Gloriam
Not To Us O Lord Not To Us But To Your Name Give Glory
-----Original Message-----
From: UTC Staff E-Mail List [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of
Michael R. Roeser
Sent: Monday, September 26, 2005 2:14 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [UTCSTAFF] Jokes Jokers and Joking
All this social sensitivity sure makes being a redneck difficult. Oh how
I long for the good ole days of social crudeness.
Mike Roeser
IT Analyst
College of Engineering & Computer Science CECS Technial Support Service
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-----Original Message-----
From: UTC Staff E-Mail List [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of
Gavin Townsend
Sent: Monday, September 26, 2005 1:26 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [UTCSTAFF] Jokes Jokers and Joking
First the ethnic stereotypes. Now we make with the blond and bald jokes?
Isn't this supposed to be a university? Shouldn't we serve as a model of
social sensitivity?
This is why I suggest we develop a new figure of ridicule, a scapegoat
that would pass any test for political correctness. Such a figure would
have to be free of any gender, ethnic, or hair bias. In short, we need
as the butt of our jokes (for butts we must have) a figure not of this
earth.
I suggest, then, that we use the term "Martian."
Thus...
How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What did one Martian say to another Martian?
Three Martians walk into a bar...
You get the idea.
Hmm. On second thought, "Martian" does have a traditional human gender
bias.
And folks from Le Mars, Iowa might get upset.
Rats! Same problem with Venus.
Ahh, I've got it! Uranus! Think of the scatological possibilities...and
all completely politically correct!
All we have to determine now is what to call a resident of Uranus.
Gavin Townsend
----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Kiefer, Jr" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, September 26, 2005 11:28 AM
Subject: Re: [UTCSTAFF] Jokes Jokers and Joking
A blond was sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a city bus. She
noticed
the headline of the newspaper he was reading read "Twelve Brazilian
Soldiers
Die in Battle." Upset by the news, the blond asked the gentleman "How
much
is a brazilian?"
-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Gruetzemacher <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:52:04 -0400
Subject: Re: [UTCSTAFF] Jokes Jokers and Joking
Let's try to avoid the use of the "b word" when referring to those of us
who happen to be "follicle imparied!"
-----Original Message-----
From: UTC Staff E-Mail List [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of
Stuart Benkert
Sent: Friday, September 23, 2005 3:00 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [UTCSTAFF] Jokes Jokers and Joking
Are bald jokes banned as well? According to my student reviews this
would prevent me from showing up to work.
stuart
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