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>Subject: FW: amuzing
>Date: Sun, 13 Jan 2002 22:24:24 +0200
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>               -----Original Message-----
> From: Yael Weisz Rind [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Saturday, January 12, 2002 9:15 AM
> To:&& Anna Ozbaher; Carola Becker; Andrea Frey; Amir Seraya; Aharon 1
>Eviatar; Michal Nora Cohen
> Subject: amuzing     On a Sear's hairdryer:
>>""
>>(Gee, that's the only time I have to
>>  work on my hair.)
>>
>>  On a bag of Fritos:
>>"You could be a winner! No purchase
>> "
>>  (The shoplifter special)
>>
>>  On a bar of Dial soap:
>> ""
>>  (And that would be how ...?)
>>
>>  On some Swanson frozen dinners:
>> ""
>> "" a suggestion)
>>
>>  On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on
>>  bottom):
>> ""
>>  (Too late!)
>>
>> & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>> ""
>>  (As night follows day . . .)
>>
>>  On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
>>""
>>  (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
>>
>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
>> "Do not drive a car or operate
>>  machinery after taking this
>>"
>>  (We could do a lot to reduce the rate
>>  of construction accidents if we could
>>  just get those 5-year-olds with
>>  head-colds off those forklifts.)
>>
>>  On Nytol Sleep Aid:
>> ""
>>  (One would hope.)
>>
>>  On most brands of Christmas lights:
>>""
>>  (As opposed to what?)
>>
>>  On a Japanese food processor:
>> ""
>>  (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
>>
>>  On Sainsbury's peanuts:
>> ""
>>  (Talk about a news flash.)
>>
>>  On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>> ""
>>  ( Step 3: Fly Delta.)
>>
>>  On a child's superman costume:
>> "Wearing of this garment does not enable
>> "
>>  (I don't blame the company. I blame
>>  parents for this one.)
>>
>>On a Swedish chainsaw:
>> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
>> "
>>  (Was there a lot of this happening
>>  somewhere? My God!)
>>  Yael Weisz-Rind, Director
> Amnesty International - Israel Section     Visit our web site on: http://
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Dr. Yigal Levin
Dept. of Philosophy and Religion
University of Tennessee at Chattanooga
615 McCallie Avenue
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U.S.A.