I'm usually not one to look back and be boastful
But Lady Mocs Soccer will make me to it today
For they went to Tuscaloosa yesterday and BEAT BAMA
And for that they need a big Hip, Hip, Hooray

Lady Mocs Volleyball has also been working hard
And tomorrow (Tuesday) at 7pm they host Mercer University
Come on out to Maclellan Gym and see an exciting match
At only $2 at faculty/staff ticket, that's where you need to be

Undefeated Lady Mocs Soccer returns to action 7pm Friday
At Finley Stadium hosting Alabama A&M
Hopefully, Hurricane Ivan will not make an appearance
But you should to come out and see them