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> Tips For Success in Business
> Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with
> documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for
> important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re
> heading for the cafeteria.
>
> People with the newspaper in their hands look like they’re heading for the
> bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at
> night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than
> you do.
>
> Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like work
> to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate
> your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely
> related to work.
>
> These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that everybody from the computer
> revolution expected but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your
> boss–and you will get caught–your best defense is to claim you’re teaching
> yourself to use the new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.
>
> You’re not a loafer, you’re a self-starter. Offer to show your boss what you
> learned. That will make your boss scurry away like a frightened salamander.
>
> Messy desk. Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of
> us, it looks like you’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of
> documents around your workspace.
>
> To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s
> volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming
> to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing
> stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
>
> Voice mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don’t
> call you just because they want to give you something for nothing– they call
> because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That’s the way to live. Screen
> all your calls through voice mail.
>
> If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending
> work, respond during lunch hour. That way, you’re hardworking and
> conscientious even though you’re being a devious weasel. If you diligently
> employ the method of screening incoming calls and then returning calls when
> nobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that they will give up
> or look for a solution that doesn’t involve you.
>
> The sweetest voice mail message you can ever hear is “Ignore my last
> message. I took care of it.” If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number
> of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way
> to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long,
> send yourself a few messages.
>
> Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, “Sorry, this mailbox is
> full”–a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.
>
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