It's not too late. Fall Semester doesn't start until August! Save
yourself while you can!

 

 

 

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties 
now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led
to another, and soon 
I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone -- "to
relax," I told myself, but I knew it wasn't true. 

 

Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was
thinking all the time.That was when things began to sour at home. One
evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of
life. She spent that night at her mother's.

 


I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't
mix, but I couldn't stop myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime
so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied
and confused, asking, "What
is it exactly we are doing here?" One day the boss called me in. He
said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your
thinking has become a real problem.If you don't stop thinking on the
job, you'll have to find another job."



 

This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my
conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confess, "I've been thinking..." 

 

"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!"



 

"But Honey, surely it's not that serious."
"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as
college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if
you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"



 

"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently. She exploded in tears
of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional
drama. "I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door.



 

I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into
the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass
doors...They didn't open. The library was closed. To this day, I believe
that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. Leaning on the
unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye,
"Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked.



 

You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers
Anonymous poster. Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering
thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a
non-educational video;
last week it was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we
avoided thinking since the last meeting. I still have my job, and things
are a lot better at home. Life just seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as
I stopped thinking.

 

 

I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.





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