>You're both fucking, know-nothing, self-centred idiots with only a
ha'pence
of diving experience each.  My advice to anyone who contemplates getting
into the water with either of you, is to get out immediately.  (And do feel
free to quote this in rec.scuba!)<

Klei mi an mors. Ich lach mich wech!

Sorry, had to comment on this one in Low German. Translation available.

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