On Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:25:41 -0600, Russ Berger <[log in to unmask]> 
wrote:

>Reef Fish wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:36:32 -0000, Carol <[log in to unmask]>
>> wrote:
>
>*snip*
>
>> Now you've gotten some "amusing replies" attributed to
>> Church, from Crusty.  That should make you happy.
>
>
>What's so amusing about this?
>06. Winning an argument may lose a friend.


What argument?   A true "friend" will NOT be won or lost
over any frivolous argument of the sort in Scuba-SE.


01. Go potty every chance you get.

Was that what Carol was looking for?

11. People don't change, they get older.
12. Nobody can predict the future.

That's REALLY useful for Red Sea liveaboard, isn't it?
are those DOs or DONTs?


14. Don't say what you don't want repeated.

Are you ARGUING with David Strike?

15. An erect penis has no conscience.

Now you're INSULTING the 8 Scottish gentlemen with Carol!
How DARE you?

20. Always pee in your dive suit.  (There's no such thing as a dry suit.)

More "Gutter humour" as in (1)?

24. Imaginative minds can always find a new problem or complaint.

Carol doesn't need THAT advice!


28. If you were smart enough to hide your stupidity, you wouldn't have to.

Christian Gerzner could use THAT one.

.
30. Always drink upstream from the herd.

Church PLAGIARISED one or more of my gutter jokes!


33. Don't ask for it -- you just might get it.

And when you ask for 3, you just might get 56!


38. Never fart if you are the first person to take a seat in first class.

How disgustingly crass!  You're insulting the entire Scottish Club!!


41. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too 
seriously.

No truer word can be said of NED humour!  Pristine, gutter, or 
whatever.


44. If at first you don’t succeed, try viagra.

Are you INSULTING Carol's AGING process?


47. Be nice to your friends. You never know when you will need them to 
empty your bedpan.

Which of Carol's 5 friends are you INSULTING NOW, besides her?


55. To start endless conversations, ask any group about o-ring grease.

Or Top 3 DOs and DONTs for anything!


56. Exercise daily, and you will live five months longer--in a $5,000 a 
month nursing home.

NOW you're insulting Carol, Christian, and especially ME and my
good wife Sue!


Crusty, now you can tell Church to add 57 to his list:

57.  What is amusing to the goose is not necessarily amusing
     to the gander.   (Or substitute your favourite animal
     or fish).

-- Bob.