Reef Fish wrote:

> Congratulations, Charlie!  You have simultaneously qualified yourself
> to be a COMPLETE IDIOT and a CLUELESS NEWBIE.  Don't take MY word for
> it.  It's in the LESSONS on webpages about the internet!
>
> Charlie and all Clueless Newbies in Scuba groups, it would serve you
> well to start with this "internet roadmap" and MAP07 on "NETIQUETTE"

It would seem to me that all of us pots (I'll include myself in this group
too) could do with a bit of reading this site before calling kettles black.
Somehow, I don't think Patrick Crispen's course suggests actually calling
someone a "Complete Idiot" even if it defines the term.  Same for Clueless
Newbie.

> http://www.yars.free.net/guides/Roadmap/Welcome.html

Clueless of not, Idiot or not, thanks for the URL.  I have this and probably
a couple other courses by Patrick and or Bob Crispen in a notebook
somewhere.  This is the first time I've seen it in such a condensed and easy
to use format.  It's been a while and things change (the form, probably not
the content).  I bookmarked it.

Lee