On Monday, January 15, 2001 2:26 PM, Krazy Kiwi wrote:

(snip)
>And, to fill the lull
> you all get this second hand dive report from my snorkelling mate Woofie
to
> fill the gap. Viv
> ps for an ex-chalkie Woofie's englush is turrible .. we call it
> wolferese... some would say pigeon english gone wrong (she's of Pommie
> extraction, say no more ;-)).
> ************

> Yeah...the Woofess and KK is back from bravin the wild currents and the
> even wilder sharks of the Injun Ocean. We had fun and anyway, wots a few
> shark-et limbs between mates?. Nah..we still has all our limbs, but the
> Woofess' limbs feels like rubber..flobby..flobby..flop...so she might as
> well not have none!

(snip)
> "Bleedin hell!! I is a sittin duck up here!" she thot ter herself,
> "Here's breakfast, sharkies!!"

Viv, you'd better tell Woofie that she owes me a cup of coffee and a new
monitor!  :-)

Strike