On Thu, 4 Oct 2001 Andy M Johnson <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>Reminds me of one time when I was diving in Cozumel ... <snip>
...peering down the tube I could see a fair amount of activity at the
>other end, flippers flapping furiously all over the place. Concerned
>that someone may be in trouble I started along the tunnel and at
>about mid point I spotted what was the cause of all the activity: a
>chuffing great Giant Green Moray, which was now headed at a fair
>pace of knots in my direction, mouth open and no other escape route!
>With no option but to let it pass I grabbed me 'wedding tackle' and
>breathed in to rise to the top of the tube, luckily for me 'tart'
>(copyright Johnson & Johnson 2001) the monster had no interest in
>me conjugal bits and went straight past me...<snip>

ROTFLASTC    Thanks Andy we needed a good belly laugh ;-)
I've heard of the term *Family Jewels* but *wedding tackle* LOL
Viv