David Strike wrote:

> It appears that, on surfacing, the clamp had neatly speared a large turd.
:-)

What a wonderful story.  Thanks for sharing it.

I'm sorry to have to be the one to way this, but I just can't help it under
the circumstances of the story . . .  "and ever since, Strike has been known
by all that were presence as a shit head." 8^)

Damned that was a funny story.

Lee