>In these critical times, we can't have any suspect letters floatin'
around.
I quarantined the bunch for examination by the Department of Homeland
Security and have ordered a fresh batch from a certified U.S. source.  You
may have to bear with me until they arrive. <

OK, just send me my gggg back if they aren't up to specs. I think I can use
them around here for patching up the walls.

M