Lee Bell wrote:

 > So, if any of you has a suggestion as to how I can put this thing to
 > use, other than obvious things like sticking it . . .   well, feel
 > free to speak up.

Well, if you could rig it up with a low-pressure hose coupling and a
couple of D-ring clips, it would make a hell of a signalling device :-)
And if you paint it flourescent orange, it could double as a safety sausage.

Jeff