Bjorn Vang Jensen wrote:
>
> Crusty wrote:
>
> > Since Bjorn and Soyong are traveling on the same flight with us to
> > Cayman, I'm going to try to sneak the boxes of t-shirts onto their
> > luggage allowance.  After traveling half way round the world with little
> > Alexander and lugging all of his kid paraphernalia, they probably won't
> > even notice a few 'small' boxes of t-shirts.  :-)
>
> You're forgetting about Soyong's shoe collection :-) She goes to Dallas 3
> weeks ahead of me, and by the time I get there, she will no doubt have
> raided every discount shoe store in a 30-mile radius :-)

Rats!  I've been detected and foiled!  :-)  We'll pay careful attention
to the display of her exclusive collection of Tivas and flip-flops on
the CAIV boat and utter the appropriate 'Oooos and Aaaaahhs'.  :-)


> > *snip* stuff about current security silliness
> >
> > > At least they don't give you an Oriental Massage of having you lie flat
> > > on your face, and walk all over your back!  :-)   Maybe that'll be the
> > > next move.  A free nassagie by US Govn employees.  Watch out!
>
> So long as they're not US airline stewardesses...:-)
>
> Bjorn

...are you suggesting that US flight attendants have a weight problem?!
:-)

Best regards,
Russ

So, no comment on the helium-filled safety sausage?  *sigh* ...another
beautiful theory destroyed by and ugly fact.  :-)