On Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:44:50 +1100, Christian Gerzner 
<[log in to unmask]> wrote:

At least you're QUOTING me this time.   Everyone is entitled
to his opinion.


>Preamble: if I felt well intentioned towards you, which I certainly do
>not (or perhaps, mindful of Strike's comments, which I certainly do not
>towards your www persona), I might be inclined to consider that your
>response was some very heavy handed attempt at humour.

So it was.  And did anyone ask YOU to be the judge of humor, 
no matter how you felt about it.  If Carol was offended, I 
would have been much more sympathetic with HER experession
of her opinion.   Not that of Christian.


>>>nights on board and 4 nights in Hotel)
>>>Never having *lived with* 8 guys before,
>
>> You wouldn't by chance be looking for advice on the DOs
>> and DONTs of "gang bang" (a phrase I heard recently from
>> our revered master, Mother Tigre?
>
>And your point is?

Humor intended.   Neither high grade nor PC, but no 
offense to anyone intended.


>There are at least five on this list that have actually met Carol 

and why is it Christian is the self-appointed spokesman for
Carol?   She can speak for herself, I am sure.


>> If so, I must plead ignorance, because all the gang bangs
>> I've had experience were from the gang in rec.scuba.locations
>> and their BARKS while they were banging were only laughable.
>
>No-one but you, and possibly Lee Bell but I doubt it, gives a flying
>f*** about rec.scuba.locations and/or your "adventures" there 

And now you make yourself spokesman for the entiere Scuba-SE?

You can spell FUCK here.  You bloddy moron!  Why should *I*
give a flying fuck on what YOU or anyone else thinks about the
episode that spilt over here because of Lee Bell?


>>> Can you experienced folks give me, say, 3 MUST DO's
>>
>> Yes.  In no particular order of importance.
>>
>> 1.  You MUST make sure you are on the right boat and know
>>     the exact number and locations of the "banos" on the
>>     boat, so you won't have to do it in your pants or over
>>     the railing.
>>
>> 2.  When you're mooning someone on another boat, make sure
>>     your gesture is unmistakable, by asking a female DM to
>>     do it with you at the same time (I learned that from a
>>     lady who did it from the Cayman Aggressor).
>>
>> 3.  I am having some difficult with the MUST DOs because
>>     there aren't many, as the must NOT dos.   OK, you
>>     MUST know the difference between a "head" and a
>>     "bow" or "galley".
>
>Is this supposed to be humour? If so it could best be described as
>gutter humour - or worse.

Yes, it was gutter humor.  But HUMOUR isn't it?  Bloody MORON.

>
>>> and 3 MUST NOT DO's?
>>
>> Yes.  In no particular order of importance.
>>
>> 1.  If you feel the urge to "feed fish" as in barfing, while
>>     you are on the boat, don't do it INTO the wind when you
>>     are leaning on the rail next to several people downwind
>>     of you.
>>
>> 2.  When you are spitting into a mask, make sure it is
>>     not on someone else's face.
>>
>> 3.  When you see snot running out of a diver's nose to all
>>     over his/her face, don't ask, "Do you have a cold?"
>
>As above.

Damned English major no less.  Since when is GUTTRE humor not
humor?  Why is it called HUMOUR then?   It would have been 
called Gerzner's humorless SHIT wouldn't it?

Bloody FUCKING Moron.

I seldom use those words.   In fact, this was the FIRST.
But that term is the most fitting one I could think of about
CHristian Gerzner.


>It would help if you'd crawl back into the gutter in which you are so
>clearly at home. Preferably on a permanent basis.
>
>Christian

If wishes were horses, Christian Gerzner would fuck & ride
his shit at the same time.

That's GUTTER literature for you, CHristian.

-- Bob.