It took them eighty years since World War I, but
the French finally figured out how to kill Germans.

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New Concorde schedules from Air France:-

Depart Paris CDG        1700
Arrive Hotel Gonesse    1703

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Q.)  What would the captain of the plane be doing today if he hadn't
been killed?

A.)   Scratching weakly at the inside of his body bag.

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Wealthy German tourists love the Hotel Gonesse. They drop in all the
time.

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Q.) How many wealthy German tourists can fit into a VW Bug?

A.) 100.   Four in the seats, 96 in the ashtray.

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