Just wanted to share my all time favorite Christmas Cookie  with the
people that I truly care about.

Here it is.

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey

Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality.
Take a large bowl,  
 check the Jack Daniel's  again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... 
Beat one   cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK, try
another cup ...
! just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.  
Break 2  leggs and add to the bowl  
chuck in  the cup of dried fruit,  
Pick the   frigging fruit off floor...  
Mix on the  turner.  
If the fried druit gets stuck  in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.  
Sample the Jack Daniel's to  check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or  something.  
Who giveshz a sheet.  
Check  the Jack Daniel's.  
Now shift the lemon  juice and strain your nuts.  
Add one  table.  
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.  
Whatever you can find.  
Greash  the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.  
Don't forget  to beat off the turner.  
Finally, throw  the bowl through the window,  
Finish the  Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.


CHERRY MISTMAS
 
(and I don't even drink!)  :-) 
 
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