I've probably told this one before, but I can't resist...
 
The user called and reported "The PC ate my disk!".  I asked "Do you mean
the floppy is jammed in the drive?"  "No, I mean it's GONE!  The PC ate it.
I put the disk in the drive and now it's gone."
 
It turned out that the user wasn't watching what he was doing and had
inadvertantly slipped a 5.25" floppy into the little space between the two
drives on his PC!
 
 
I also really appreciated Jeff's bit about "Can I get a report of all
students who are thinking about changing their major?"... Sorry, but we
didn't order the clairvoyance coprocessor option on this machine!  ;>
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