On last night's newscast, there was a story about a local (Fox Valley, WI
area) couple that went on vacation.  In the event their house was robbed
while away on vacation, the couple wanted to ensure that their guns (and
AMMO) were not stolen, so the couple put the guns and AMMO in the OVEN.
Alas, when the couple returned from vacation, the house was quite cold
(they'd also turned their house heater way down), so the turned on the gas
oven to help heat the house quicker...and yup, you guessed it, forgot they
had put the guns and AMMO in the oven!!  Yehaaw!  Blew the _ell out of the
oven and kitchen (the police didn't say what kind of AMMO), however the
couple was alive because they had left the kitchen for another room just
prior to the AMMO exploding.

Ha...that'd be to be a top contender for the Darwin Awards except that you
actually have to die to be in the running.

:-)


Ray Shahan

When you were born, you were crying
and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
you're the one who is smiling and everyone
around you is crying.                Unknown

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