Thank you Gavin: Now on our door is:

When making your choice,

Just Remember:

HELL

Is the

                                                                               Industry Standard

>>> Gavin Scott <[log in to unmask]> 08/08 2:26 PM >>>
Jeff writes:
> So, 25 hours x 4 people (Richard, myself, 2 HP SEs) Friday, 7 hours x 3
> people (Richard, myself, 2 HP SEs) Sunday afternoon, 7 more hours x 2
> people Sunday evening, an overnight download of a quarter-gig, and 4
> more hours x 2 people today still hasn't updated us to 11.00.

--- MEMO ---

  To: God
From: Saint Peter
  Re: Recent decline in admissions to Heaven.

In spite of our best efforts, an increasing number of people presenting at
the gates of Heaven are insisting upon being allowed to choose Hell instead.
They insist that Heaven is old and dull and nothing "exciting" ever happens
there.

We point out that Hell will involve an eternity of pain and suffering, but
they say that everyone else they know chose Hell over Heaven, so they feel
that they should as well.

We point out that choosing Hell means irrevocable, eternal, damnation, but
they insist that Hell is now the industry standard, and besides it will be
less of a change from their existing environment than Heaven which would
involve a significantly larger readjustment.

Maybe we should start advertising or something?

Yours as always,

Pete