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| Reply To: | [log in to unmask][log in to unmask], 2 Mar 1998 14:07:44 GMT627_- On Fri, 27 Feb 1998 14:44:03 -0600, James Trudeau < [log in to unmask]> wrote: >Jeff, > >I guess that 100 number includes the occasional spam? Don't know >but as much as I appreciate the list I'm about to hit overload with >the traffic. > >jt You could either go digest, or read it off Usenet like me (comp.sys.hp.mpe). This way I'm not bothered with 100 email interruptions every day, and gives some time for "easy" questions to get answered before I see them, so I'm not one of the 19 people who give the same answer to a question. [...]37_2Mar199814:07: [log in to unmask] |
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HAIKU COMPUTER ERROR MESSAGES
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
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The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
Gary Jackson
Nevada County Supt. of Schools
(530) 478-6407
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