This is courtesy of Topfive.com

The Top 14 Things on Bill Gates's To-Do List
                        14.Change menacing cackle to more of a charming
titter.
                        13. Divest all holdings in Atlantic City, especially
Boardwalk and Park Place.
                        12. Stop payment on Satan's check.
                        11. Search JobOptions.com:
                                Field = "Technology"
                                 Salary > $25 Billion
                        10. Immediately cancel that "$5000 or a free trip to
Disneyworld" offer.
                        9. Put somebody else in charge temporarily; take the
winter off and find Rosebud.
                        8. Push own "Start" button. At prompt, choose "Shut
Down" and then "Re-start Ego."
                        7. Create new corporate division in charge of
sending flowers and candy to Sandy O'Connor.
                        6. Have Steve Jobs leave bag of flaming dog
excrement on Janet Reno's doorstep.
                        5. Send message to mother ship: "My job here is
done."
                        4.Dedicate my life to finding the *real*
monopolists.
                        3. Hack into Justice Dept. web site, draw mustache
on picture of Janet... um, draw *bigger* mustache on picture of Janet Reno.
                        2. See how quickly the government can prepare for
the "11/9/99 Bug."
                                and the Number 1 Thing on Bill Gates's To-Do
List...
                        1. Halt global economy by taking all my money and
going home.



Ernie Newton
Computer Systems Specialist
Yolo County Office of Education
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