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October 2008, Week 2

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Re: OT: Friday Humo(u)r
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Bruce Collins <[log in to unmask]>
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Bruce Collins <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:17:40 -0400
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In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

Bruce

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