Ok..A little Late Wednesday afternoon humor...:)

James


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.  He can see from the
name tag
that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. He says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to
get a
loan to buy a boat and go on along vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him what his name is and how
much
he wants to borrow.

The frog says "$30,000., and my name is Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick
Jagger.
It's O.K., I know the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a
substantial
amount of money and that she will need to secure some collateral.  The
frog
says, "sure, I have this." and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant,
bright
pink and perfectly formed about half an inch tall.

Confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager, and
disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog
called Kermit Jagger out front who claims to know you and wants o
borrow $30,000
and use this," she adds while holding up the tiny pink elephant, "as
collateral!"  "I mean, what the heck is it?"

The bank manager looks back at her in disbelief and says "It's a knick
knack,
Patti Whack.  Give the frog a loan.  His old man's a Rolling Stone!