At 01:33 PM 9/23/1998 +0300, Costas Anastassiades wrote:
>I'm not sure if this is an "old one", even so it's ok for a slice of midweek
>humor :
                        <snip>
>Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced, "I have two
>fantastic announcements:  First, I am one of the three most important people
>on earth and second, the year 2000 problem is solved."
                        <snip>

Yep, indeed it's an old one. First time I heard it, Bill Gates was able to
announce that "the Windows 95 (i.e., on-time release) problem is solved".
Regards, Eric Bender