The Hebrew school teacher was describing how Lot's wife
looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little
David interrupted.

"My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he
announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone
pole!"

Received from Andychaps "The Funnies."



Larry A. Barnes
Systems Administrator - HP3000
Coldwater Creek Inc.

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