At 9:00 AM +1000 3/31/00, [log in to unmask] wrote:
>There is a littl known remote tribe of Zorgnaks in the Southern
>Latitudes known as the OZorgnaks.  I belive there is a plan by these
>OZorgnaks to capture Joe and via tractor beam transport him to the land
>down under.  Only after providing extensive details of how HPe3000's
>are being used in the north will he be released.

Of course, over time, the name "OZorgnaks" became bastardized and
mispronounced until it became "Ozarks". This explains why people from
Arkansas and Missouri are so weird.