At it again, are we?

This is an entirely dishonest, immoral, unethical, illegal scam.

You are scum.

Please send me your credit card information, your birth date, your mother's
maiden name, your bank account number, a photocopy of your driver's
license, a recent picture of yourself, your real home telephone number,
your home address, your real e-mail address, a valid social security number-
-if you have one--a copy of your birth certificate, your marital status and
spouse's information if any, and $US2,000 in the form of a certified check,
bank draft, and / or money order, and I will send you a glow-in-the-dark t-
shirt, and, for a limited time only, if you send another $US2,000, you
could have a signed copy of my book, "Assertive Incompetence", although I
must say, you seem to be doing fine applying the principles of "Assertive
Incompetence" on your own: But you can get more information at
http://www.assertiveincompetence.com an actual, legitimate business, as
opposed to the one you are running [note in the book, the references to
psychopaths].

Be sure to specify small, medium, large, xl, xxl, xxxl, xxxxl or super
fatty.

Comments to your super sillyous message given by <<my comment!

>>> "james emeka" <[log in to unmask]> 03/04 2:34 PM >>>
DR. JAMES EMEKA
FAX: + (44) 77898 09004
UNITED KINGDOM
PRIVATE EMAIL:[log in to unmask]
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction .
<<==not gonna happen! This by virtue of its   Nature
as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. <==as opposed to the
thousands of these things you've sent out?! You have been recommended by an
associate <==give me his name and I'll see that he prosecuted to the
fullest extent of the law!
who
assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute
<==now there's a word that applies! a transaction of great
magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum
confidence. <<so you're saying this is a confidence game? and a maximum
confidence game at that!

 I am a Nigerian presently on attachment in United Kingdom <==like some
blood sucking leach?!, but at the same time the
chairman of contract review panel who is interested in importation of goods
into Nigeria with
funds which
are presently trapped in Nigeria. <==what does this fund trap look like?
does it have steel jaws?! In order to commence this business we solicit
your
assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds

The source of this fund is as follows: During the last Regime here in
Nigeria, some
Government Officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts
which were
grossly over-invoiced
in various ministries.<==sounds like just what we'd expect from a corrupt
third-world government! The present Government set up a contract Review
Panel and we
have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently
floating in the Central
Bank of Nigeria
ready for payment. <==don't these things ever expire?!

However, by virtue of our position as civil servants <==civil serpents is
more like it! and members of this panel, we cannot
acquire this money in our names. <== so you've found a loop hole?! I have
therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust <==now there's an
interesting word in this context! by
my
colleagues of the panel to look for an overseas partner into whose account
we would
transfer the sum of  US$21,500,000.00 (Twenty One Million, Five Hundred
Thousand
United .States
Dollars <==yeah, yeah, we got it!) Hence we are writing you this letter.
<=="a matter of trust": are we talking about 'honor among thieves' here?!

We have agreed <==a greed?! to share the money thus:
20% for the Account owner (you) <== but how many of us '(you)' are there?
millions? Goodness, my personal share can't be very much!
70% for us (The officials) <==oh, sure, take the lion's share!
10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.
<==all this, but you're paying taxes? You are idiots!
 It is from the 70% that we wish to commence the importation business.
<==illegal drugs, perhaps?!
 Please, note that this transaction is 100% safe <==for you, until you're
caught! and we hope <==ah, yes, hope springs eternal! to commence the
transfer
latest seven (7)banking days from the date of the receipt of the following
information below
(a)company’s name Beneficiary of account <==seeing how the "company" is a
governmental agency, I don't see how this could ever work!
(b) Your Personal Tel. Number and Fax Number <==not a chance!
(c) Bank account/Sort/ABA/Routing numbers were the funds will be
transferred to <==not a chance!
(d) Your Bankers Address, Telephone and Fax Number. <==now is that my
Banker's Home Address, Telephone? Good Heavens, I don't know him that well--
it's just business!
 The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job
description respectively. <==and just how does that work?!
This way we will use your company’s name to apply for payment and re-award
the contract
in your
company’s name. <==you're going to have a lot of trouble trying to pass
yourself as a County! We are looking forward to doing this business with
you <==you wouldn't be saying that if you knew my connections to the
police! and solicit <==as in prostitute?! your
confidentiality
 In his transaction.<==again, it ain't gonna happen! Please acknowledge the
receipt of this letter using the above Fax
Number. <==or how about a valid e-mail address, hmm?! I will bring you into
the complete picture of this pending project <==the one of mug shots?! when
I have heard
from you. <==since you want a FAX, we'll assume you don't want to hear from
us, you'd like to SEE from us!
 Yours faithfully, <<faithful? faithful? you're admitting to an obvious
scam, and you expect us to believe you are faithful? You're like a serial
killer who refuses to jaywalk!

 DR.JAMES EMEKA

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