Dear Queeny,

Thank you mam for y'alls concern, but we done elected our president here in
the Sovereign Republic of Texas.

Regards,
Ernest Hill

At 12:20 PM 11/15/2000 -0500, Tracy Johnson wrote:
>NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>
>To the citizens of the United States of America:
>In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the
>USA and thus to govern yourselves and, by extension, the freeworld,
>e hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence,
>effective today.
>
>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial
>duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories including
>New Jersey.  To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency,
>please comply with the following acts:
>
>1. Look up "revocation" in the now official Oxford Dictionary ($75).
>Start spelling English words correctly.
>
>2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God Save The Queen."
>
>3. Start referring to "soccer" as football.
>
>4. Declare war on Quebec and France.
>
>5. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason.
>
>6. Close down the NFL.  Learn to play rugby.
>
>7. Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding.  Train
>waitresses to be more aggressive with customers and not to tell you
>their names before you eat.
>
>8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday, this has been replaced
>with November 5th.  [Guy Fawkes Day]
>
>9. All members of this British Crown Dependency will be required to
>take 6 weeks annual vacation and observe statutory tea breaks.
>
>10.Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall all cars to
>effect the change immediately.
>
>11.Report to our Consulate General in NY - M Wragg - for your new
>passport and job allocation.
>
>12. Have Meg Ryan report to the Prince Andrews Bedchamber.
>
>13. Add the Royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument -
>and the Queens Christmas speeches to the Lincoln Memorial.
>
>14. Stop referring to the World Series of Baseball and instead
>call it the National Series of USA, Cuba and Japan.
>
>Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you
>shortly to ensure the acquisiton of all revenues due (backdated to
>1776).
>
>Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day!
>
>Her Majesty's Government, Whitehall, London W1
>
>
>Tracy Johnson
>Justin Thyme Productions
>Sponsors Empire on the HP3000 at:
>http://198.190.228.6/