> It's a shame that the current political turmoil is winding down and we have
> to be satisfied with less sensational news such as who blew up that big ol'
> naval ship over yonder (what was its name again?). I can think of some
> similar comparisons between the two presidential hopefuls that are almost as
> good as "13 times more reliable than Windows 98", and which make me laugh
> just thinking about them (which I have learned is a different thing from
> them actually being funny).
>
> Bush: I've passed thirteen times more drug and roadside sobriety tests than
> Al Gore.
> Gore: I've written, read, and own thirteen times more books than George W.
> Bush.
>
> Yes.  I will take this chance to comment also:

1.  The winner is kind of a lame duck before he even starts his term.

2.  It is a shame that the one with the largest popular vote does not get
     "elected".  Our "wonderful" politicians should have  fixed that a long time

     ago.

3. I don't think much of either candidate.  They both are where they are largely
due
    to their father's accomplishments, not their own.

4.  With the political split in Congress and between Congress and the Executive
branch, not much
      will get done anyway,  which is all to the good.

Nick D.