That's easy! I was with...um...what's her name again? I should know, been
married to her for 17 years. Honey? No, that's a pet name I call her. Dear?
Nope, another pet name. Beautiful? Wrong again. Statement of fact. Let's
see...oh yea!!!!! Jana, that's it.

Rich

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Rick Clark [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Friday, June 30, 2000 11:22 AM
> To:   [log in to unmask]
> Subject:      Re: [HP3000-L] Friday Humor
>
> I have one....
>
> 1. Who were you with last night?
>
> (Could be a problem if you are a playboy/playgirl. Easy if you are married
> or lonely)
>
> Rick 'showing my warped sense of humor!' Clark
> Senior Systems Analyst
> WW&R
> Cleveland, Ohio
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> Behalf Of Art Bahrs
> Sent: Friday, June 30, 2000 1:29 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] Friday Humor
>
>
> Hi Doug :)
>     um... here are the "top of the head" first questions.... and yes...
> they
> do represent my warped sense of humor... or lack thereof? hehe
>
> 1. Who/What is your favorite Star Trek Character?
> 2. Which of Kirk's Women is your Favorite?
> 3. What color is your Towel?
> 4. Who/What is your your Favorite Bloom County Character?
> 5. Where do you Wear your "Don't Panic Button"?
> 6. What is your favorite explicative?
> 7. What was the size of the first floppy you ever saved a file onto?
> 8. How do you feel?
>
> Art "Who really needs to get some sleep! hehe" Bahrs
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Doug Becker <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Friday, June 30, 2000 9:53 AM
> Subject: [HP3000-L] Friday Humor
>
>
> For many years Security/3000 has offered a set of standard questions:
>
> What is your MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME:
> Where was your FATHER BORN:
> What was the COLOR OF YOUR FIRST CAR:
> What was the MAKE OF YOUR FIRST CAR:
> What ELEMENTARY SCHOOL did you go to:
>
> These questions are fully customizable, so here is a challenge for you all
> to offer updated and modern questions.
>
> Here are mine, but feel free to add to the fray:
>
> What is the first Star Trek Episode you remember:
> Where is the city of the Bank Card to whom you owe the most money:
> What is the name of the actor / actress you would stalk if you were a
> stalker:
> Besides Dilbert, who is your favorite cartoon character:
> Who is your favorite rock band:
>
> Rejected for obvious reasons:
>
> Who was your first parole officer:
> What is the name of your first divorce lawyer:
> What is the date of your first bite-wing dental x-rays:
> What is your favorite detergent:
> Who is your favorite talk-show host: