And suddenly, I just KNEW it was friday...... and I was GLAD....

Steve (it also became apparent that Gary is in California hehehe) Weisbrod
Beechglen Development Inc
Cincinnati, Ohio
(513) 922-0509

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> From: Gary Jackson <[log in to unmask]>
> >
> >Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)
> >
> >If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go,
> >because, man, they're gone.
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
> >We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you
> >walk around.  That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?"
> > You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take
> >my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
> >warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."  He cried and
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