On Fri, Jul 4, 2008 at 1:20 PM, Denys Beauchemin <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Not to worry, if BO gets elected, we will soon reach your prices and
> probably go higher.  When the infants got back in control of Congress gas
> prices surged.  The whole issue is political, there is no reason for such
> high prices.
>
> Denys...

Well Denys, in checking the facts
(http://www.eia.doe.gov/cabs/AOMC/Overview.html
http://www.factsonfuel.org/gasoline/index.html
http://you.presscue.com/node/337), it appears that oil prices have
been on a tear upwards through the whole of the Bush Junior's.
administration with no end-in-sight!  OK, there was a dip at the
beginning of Junior's administration, but since it was attributed to a
US  economic recession, do you want to say that Junior's
administration was responsible for it?  Besides, all those weak-kneed
liberal Democrats are still peeing their panties and hiding under
their beds praying for Bush Jr. and Co. to save them from terrorists!
The liberals might as well have elected a bunch of scared school girls
for all the good the congressional majority has done them.  And who
knew the power of signing statements?!  A few high priced
constitutional lawyers on your side, and you don't have to veto
anything, just reserve the right to ignore the law at your and your
administration's discretion!  Now I know why The Brain is always
failing in his plans for world domination:  he never considered
getting Pinky elected President of the US!

July 4th!  Yeah!  Another celebration of American independence with
Pinky and The Brain in the White House; our friends the Saudis
providing suicide bombers for Iraq as they have since the Saudi led
flights into the towers; our new friends the Pakistanis providing safe
haven for the Al Qaeda leadership while Al Qaeda builds their
worldwide network back bigger and better in places like Indonesia and
Algeria; our new friend Sudan, "The Sudanese government was a strong
partner in the War on Terror" (good thing genocide is not an act of
terror!); record profits for Big Oil, FOD (Friends Of Dick [Cheney]
not included in Big Oil), all the really good people (those in the top
1% incomes) and the really nice people (those in the top 10% --
alright, not record highs for them, but they are getting a little
something from what has been squeezed from the unwashed masses); war
games in Iraq (getting tired of video game virtual gore anyway) and
who cares what the price is (billions, trillions? all the really good
people are getting a big share, so what? -- American blood? Just a
bunch of uppity rednecks easily replaced with cheaper and harder
working Mexicans anyway. -- American prestige?  It was always being
questioned anyway, and with a "shock and awe" display of American
money and weaponry, we can put the rest of the world in its place. --
Terrorists getting better at killing Americans?  Being as lopsided as
it was, the game was getting boring, and got to keep those lily-lived
liberals peeing in their panties, begging for protection, right?!);
price of gas over $4 (keeps the riff-raff in their place, working
longer and harder, while sacrificing ever more for the "War on Terror"
(none of the "good" and "nice" people notice or care about gas prices
anyway); ... Just too many blessing to list!!!

Maybe if we are lucky, terrorists could blowup some large enclave of
liberals, Dick (The Brain) could have Junior (Pinky) declare a
state-of-emergency and martial law (signing statements were getting
tedious and time consuming anyhow) until the war on terror is won!
Then we wouldn't have to worry about BO, liberal media crawling out
from under their beds, Congress getting in the way of Dick and friends
running the government, and make some real progress on a clear
American class system (draft anyone that can't pay handsomely to stay
out, while opening up a few more fronts in the "War on Terror" where
the working stiffs can kill colored people with governments Dick
doesn't like and be killed so that they can be replaced with a harder
working, cheaper, politer, grateful Latino underclass that can't speak
the language (good class distinction -- all vocational education in
Spanish only)!

To think those idiot liberals think that the surging economies in
India and China have something to do with the price of oil and
gasoline!  What if they do?  Once the Middle East is under America's
control to protect it from terrorist infiltration, we can easily suck
the wind out of the sails of India and China with special Asian
pricing for Middle East oil (possibly a "War on Terror" surcharge, I
LIKE IT!) which could be waived for certain of our Asian friends.
Perfect.

May all the goodness that the conservatives in the American government
have wrought on the world continue without bound, and all the people
thus served, show their gratitude with subservience to the great
leader of "War on Terror", the great Bush Jr. administration!

The Fourth of July, and PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!
Peter M. Eggers

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