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Bruce Toback <[log in to unmask]>
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Bruce Toback <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 3 Jul 2002 14:45:35 -0700
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Guy wrote:

>My mother said my Step Father managed to put a gash in his scalp.  While he
>waited in a Hospital outside San Diego, California, three women from Mexico
>came in to deliver their baby.

Three women delivering one baby... now *there's* an arresting image. It
certainly must reduce the discomforts of pregnancy, that three-way split.
How do they make sure that the assembly instructions are delivered first?
Whose name goes on the birth certificate? If it's all three, we're going
to have Y2K all over again for civil records storage systems. I guess the
problem I keep hearing about is TEAM pregnancies. Here I've been thinking
all along people have been saying "teen." Silly me.

-- Bruce


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