>
>Easter Bunny
>
>A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter
>Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting
>the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and
>was hit.
>
>The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.  Candy, too.  The
>driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to
>the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny
>carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
>The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
>
>A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of
>the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man
>what was wrong.  "I feel terrible," he explained," I accidentally hit
>the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because me.
>What should I do? "

>The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do.  She
>went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
>the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto
>the little furry animal.

>Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up
>the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the  two humans and hopped
>on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped,  turned
>around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned,
>waved hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
>
>The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what could possibly be
>in that woman's spray can!!  He said to the woman, "What in heaven's
>name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter
>Bunny?"

>The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
>It said: "Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
>

/jf
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           Today in 1743 - Thomas Jefferson was born.

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