10. Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and
sisters.

9. Tour the nations' prisons to improve conditions and visit friends.

8. Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History."

7. Buy a Hooter's franchise.

6. Catch up on eight-year stack of "Penthouses."

5. Search for a new outlet for well developed lying and cheating skills.

4. Continue work counseling interns.

3. Stop using fake names in all those personal ads.

2. Take little Buddy out three times a day - also walk the dog.

1. Get to know those Gore girls better.